i wan 2 complain

Sorry but I must rant here tonight….no racist intentions r implied here….tudae..a temporary break frm the hell that e a levels so totally r came in da form of a movie at goot ol jurong pt…upon high expectations dat I cud finally sit back..relax...n reap some marginal utilities from the show…I took mi lovely seat in da nort so lovely cinema…s da show began…I realised…hmm…tings seemed abit diff..da ppl in da theatre were extremeleee restlesss..s though dere were red ants crawling up deir ass..constant gurgles of unecessay and deliberate laughter…permenant verbal expounding of saracasm..i gues dey found demselves o so smart wif al deir retarded remarks...gradually I managed to block out e external retardism s da show began…wen al of a sudden…n I realie mean al of a sudden…da fishing piece of minah sitting behind me…started making retarded comments of da movie ceaselessly…laughin at da show..laughin da story…repeating wad was said on screen like a firkin parrot...actualie..dis wud nort haf been a problem in da short run but she was a long run pblm….in macroeconomics terms..she was a severe negative externality…destroying mi marginal private benefit…refusing to shut her big mouth throughout da show..she continued hollering awae at n atrocious volume…spouting rivers of shit and streams of urinated comments out of her shitty excuse 4 a mouth…..n sadly…juz wen I tot tings cudn b worse…da malays in da cinema started echoing sarcastic comments in malay repeatedly n o so deliberately…s Singapore continues its progress towards a multi-racial and harmonious society….i hope n pray…al races wil corporate 2 make dis world a better place…thank you thank you....sorrie I had 2 rant..i realie cudn tarhan….